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Eventually He’s just going to say all news is fake, and all food other than McDonalds is bad for you.

Just another reason to cheer for Rupert’s demise. 

Rupert Murdoch took a spill a little over a year ago and his health is in decline. Shortly after, his eldest son Lachlan was appointed heir after having quit the family business in 2005. He was given the co-chair position at NewsCorp and control over a number of properties including Fox News.

CNN is worse than Fox News. Sadly Fox News was more fair to Bernie than CNN. CNN stacked Bernie’s town hall with lobbyists and then lied about who they are.  CNN should face serious consequences for this but they won’t because they were doing the bidding of the rich and powerful by smearing Bernie.  

Dear Lord, don’t remind me.

That’s The Honorable Ham Rove Barr Tillerson Bernhardt to you!

I read that as Bill Burr and got reeeeally confused.

Remember, she was the ONLY ONE!!!! who could bring the party together and whip the vote... that’s why she HAD TO BE the Speaker.

And these jackasses have the gall to say it’s the progressives who are being divisive.

“We’ll be right behind you. Hiding.”

I’d say the “firmly” here is a bit of an overstatement.

The only reason anyone is even thinking about Biden, or why likely Biden is even considering running, is because Trump is in office. Do you actually think we’d be having this conversation if Jeb Bush were President?

You can get a PhD in made up bullshit:

Gee, if only the richest man on Earth who fucking hates Trump already was also the subject of a recent extortion attempt by this very company and thirsted for brutal vengeance.

A good argument for publicly financed elections. 

Nobody is saying Nunes was definitely involved with cocaine and underage sex workers, but a lot of people are saying he cud have been. We’re just asking questions. You have to wonder what he is hiding if he refuses to answer them.

Is there some witch-run website that, for the sake of destroying evil, can coordinate a world-wide effort where we all stick needles in the eyes and head of our homemade orange-hued yellow-haired poppets . . .. under a full moon . . . millions upon millions of us . . . all at the same time? Asking for a friend.

Don’t worry, Trump doesn’t believe in science.

I’m sure the Germans have a singular, wonderful word to encapsulate such a complex feeling. Like some wunderlich portmanteau of “schadenfreude” and “gemutlichkeit”. Heil, alles incoming Deutschen grammarnazis to set me straight