I worked for Rev for a while and quickly discovered that it’s not even good enough for a side hustle. The quality of the audio you need to transcribe is nearly always horrible, and even working very quickly the best money you could make is about $8/hr. That would even require getting carpal tunnel over time. If…

Eminem these guys ain’t.

Wow, this joke really flew over everyone’s head, huh?  Even someone with the GMG Union avatar took you seriously.

This actually seems more like a burn at Scalise’s wife.

I really hope that Lori Laughlin remembers this 11 day sentence when she gets a year behind bars for trying to be cute.

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I understand, but things can get nasty on the campaign trail, and I just remember one sourpuss Bernie face at Hillary’s nomination event.  Wasn’t a great look, and not one I’d like to see repeated because some people didn’t get their way again.

Fine, as long as she doesn’t pull some bullshit when Warren is the eventual nominee.

Maybe he completely doesn’t know about history at all and just thinks Nazis are blind people.

Ah yes, yet another multi-fucking-millionaire who spends all day every day trolling on a site that doesn’t agree with them.  We believe you.

Fivethirtyeight.com has him at 41.2%, which is actually lower than his usual support level.

What department was he head of again? Commerce? Education?  Eh, I just can’t remember.

I’m really not this cynical usually, but the Trump-trained horse-race reality-show part of my brain is saying that the writing was on the wall and the health issue was the only way for Bernie to step out of the race without bitterness about it bleeding over into Warren’s campaign and possibly making the race between…

Warren is now within 1-2 points of Biden nationally and has either overtaken him or is statistically tied with him in several states with early caucuses and primaries.  She can only improve if Bernie ends up dropping out due to health concerns, so it’s looking pretty good for her right now.

The Democrats are 99% stupid themselves.

LOL, Trump is going insane on Twitter demanding to meet his accuser AND the people who gave them the information. He’s going to completely melt down (even more so than usual) by the end of this whole thing.

I’m amazed that they think that this waving papers around business works (or maybe it does on the Trubes), but everyone from Trump on down in the administration tries it at one time or another. It’s almost the last act of a desperate man, just throw papers with legalese on them and hope the problem goes away on its…

The resemblance is actually quite uncanny.

Once the heat on Trump can be measured at several hundred on the Kelvin scale, everyone involved will all be joining him under that bus, Rudy first. He can’t help but shed off all dead weight when the pressure is on, and Rudy is nothing if not dead (or maybe undead).