If you’ve got that much love, money, and rare parts in your car it may be time for a LoJack... Just sayin.

THE WHOLE LANDING IS RIGGED! CROOKED HILLARY! WE SHOULD JUST CLOSE ALL THE AIRPORTS AND DECLARE TRUMP THE WINNER!

The price tag on the NSX is borderline ludicrous and with all the electronics good luck tuning it. We’ve all seen the 2000 hp monster GTR and everything in between so we know it’s a tuner darling. All the extra coin you’d save buying a GTR would quickly turn it into an NSX-killer.

Well 007, one engages the transmission and the other fires missiles.

With that much aero and aggression that thing better hand everything under $35k it’s ass or it’ll be the sad but of every “ricer” stereotype and joke out there.

Even after they wised up and rolled back the body design for the last generation and made it look like the cars we loved it was still a gutless turd. If they had put a decent plant and drive train in it it could have been a contender, even up against their own Evos.

Sweet turbo on that water wheel, bro.

4. Two words - Death Race.

1. Window

LS3 Flyin Miata. I am indifferent about Miatas in any other context but those things push my happy button.

Eff a car. This guy clearly needs to own nothing short of a unicorn. Or would that count as having leather seats?

Would ya just look at it? Just look at it!

I think the would-be story is about “Why Corvette’s design department can’t just admit that they’ve been doing nothing but bad Ferrari sheet metal ripoffs for years now?” but Jalop management is afraid of being blacklisted from driving Corvettes or Ferraris ever again.

Someone told the engine that Trump was running for president and it's mind was blown. Or it committed suicide at the thought.

This is all too familiar a tale for me. I worked for a complex rehab DME for 10 years as a technician and ATP. Airline damage was seen pretty frequently in our shop - anything from bent spokes and broken wheel locks to $35k powered chairs dropped out of cargo bays and totaled. It’s heartbreaking to see and more than…