I’m assuming you don’t spend much time around six year olds, because if you did you would realize how fucking ridiculous your comment is. Sometimes kids (like all people) are just assholes.

Nobody is going to repeal the 19th Amendment.

Okay seriously? Nobody is taking your right to vote away. Melodrama does you no favors.

I am a SAHM with two kids in private school (not a ritzy one, mind you, but far better than the public options around us,) and I watch my friend’s kids after school. They pay me about $150 a week for after school and the occasional sick day. It’s cheaper than after school care, and they get individual help with…

Ugh, Martha. I never watch her season when it is on in repeats. She grates on my nerves.

Attractive? Either your standards are low, or you are being kind.

That is the best website ever. I have lost days on Lileks.com and do not regret one second of it.

I don't care what his body looks like, I'll never be over the fact that his face is alllll Squidward.

We got it when my oldest was in kindergarten and her sister was 16 or so months. I found the Vaseline treatment worked really well, I used Dawn to get it out of her hair because that was the only thing that seemed to penetrate it.

Racist, certifiably insane, hateful, spiteful, nasty old man and he was still a better owner than Dan Snyder. Fuck Dan Snyder with Rex Ryan’s dick.

There is an age at which you should stop expecting people to give a shit that it is your birthday. That age is 22.

Uh, did you leave your sense of humor in your other pants? It was a joke.

I wish field hockey got more airtime. I almost passed out when I saw a men’s match on today!

Uh, I'm a woman. And you're an imbecile. Tell me, do the orderlies know you are on the Internet?

Okay, seriously? It's a joke. Go back to Jezebel.

Found the vegan!

They actually play on the blue because it makes the ball easier to see and thus easier to call fouls.