If she made $500,000 then that means: 1) Yes it’s real work, and 2) Jessy just got FIRED FROM HER JOB AS AN INFLUENCER.

This is why I don’t drive and haven’t gotten married :)

If you go to the Opera your opinion doesn’t matter. You’re not a real person.

I feel ya. I had to throw away my grandpa’s vintage Bill Cosby stand-up comedy records I grew up listening to on repeat. 12 year old me is still miming along to all the bits... 

Yuck. I’m so glad I have no libido left. I make great decisions now.

Well of course you fuckd

Neither of those celebrations sound enjoyable.

The 2000's for me were as disappointing as the 80's were for you guys. I felt SO ripped off. The dawning realization “there are no more good movies” was one of many gut-punches. 1999 made it seem like the 2000's would be awesome. 

In fact, all suffering in the world occurs no-where but inside skulls.

I have taught my dog a vocabulary of words over the last 12 years together. Not by talking to him in sentences, but by using the same words EVERY TIME to mean the SAME THINGS. And I say them even when they don’t need saying. Rocky knows the word for everything I do, he does, and we do together. And you can tell he…

Her YouTubing is pathological and she clearly views the dog as an object to feed her addiction to attention.

Suicide is an incredibly rational choice. We boycott many things, what’s worth boycotting more than this corrupt world? I’ll go first...

Joan hates herself. 

If you were born 2 weeks ago then yes it seems weird that “Alyssa Milano from Charmed” would be such an activist.

Wow, the change of website slogan:

Like everyone else in the comments, this has turned me off having a family or investing in life and inspired me to get my suicide this afternoon right the first time around. Too much suffering in this world. Not worth it. Death sounds wonderful.

It’s pathetic? Fine. Be chased by predators if you want to have the genuine homo sapiens experience. I prefer to simulate falling to my death in a safe environment to feel alive.

Counterpoint: people DO ride roller-coasters and have better lives than yours. You are wrong.

87% of all entertainment is stupid sh*t for morons. All you have to do when reviewing something is tell us whether it’s in the minority or the majority. 

You can talk about new Predators all you want, but since we’ve passed the end of good movies, what’s there to be genuinely excited about? You don’t need to see this film to know it won’t be what you really want: for you to be young, for Arnold Schwarzenegger to be young, for the world to be exciting and new. It’s not…