Good on him. A shonky business man cheated him out of a LOT of money (especially in 1989 dollars). I can’t imagine how infuriating it must be to watch that swindler trying to become the leader of your country when you know he should be in jail.

Trump screwing people out of money means nothing to him because he’s never had to worry about it, but getting stiffed at this scale this literally ruins people’s lives.

perhaps. honestly, most of my intent was to see how many piano puns i could jam into his priggish behavior.

If he could have afforded to pay for a lawyer to sue, then, essentially, yes. He could’ve sued for specific performance under the contract (payment in full); or, barring that, a return of the merchandise, hopefully with economic damages thrown in for good measure for shipping costs and to recoup losses for not having…

one the keys to understanding how president circus peanut deals with people that he has contracted, is that he treats their goods and services like a normal person treats tipping at a restaurant - if he feels as though the level of service he demands has fallen flat, he does a little song and dance and simply pays…

*Julia should smile more

I’m sorry, Stassa, but this article basically amounts to, “Smile, it can’t be that bad.”

His attorney apparently somehow failed to summarily dismiss every white person.

I believe it. We think we know our own taste buds, but we don’t.

Ugh, that was the only juice my mother would ever buy when I was a kid... and then one day when we were on vacation, she made the mistake of letting me try some fresh squeezed. I would never drink that shit again. It’s not orange juice, it’s bitter, pulpy water.

Or, maybe monogamy just isn’t for some people, but our rigid social structures and expectations, especially for public figures, and even moreso for politicians, don’t allow people the leeway to explore their sexuality in healthy ways.

I paid off all of my unsubsidized school loans this week! Just cut my load in half and I haven't graduate college yet. Feeling really good about that!

I’ve heard it’s a good movie.

Are you saying the height of the Capone Mob prohibition era in Chicago was also in 1974 and 1994? Because I see four years being compared up there, not two.

But I opened it soooo sloowwwwly so she would see it coming and say something or, I don’t know, hold it shut! SOME INDICATION A HUMAN WAS IN THERE.

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I am similarly reviled by the smell of Dial. My college boyfriend and his roommates used Dial. And they had a mushroom the size of a dinner plate (absolutely not an exaggeration) growing out of the grout between the tub and the floor. They wanted to see how big it would get so didn’t remove it for months. I never…