Sounds a lot like my sister :) I was a bridesmaid for 2 wedding for her!

I wish you were my bridesmaid.

Possibly? Im not down with the misogyny inherent in mother in law stereotyping. There are many great MILs in the world. But for someone to turn 50 people against a bride on her wedding day...its more than "she has navy bridesmaid dresses". You might be able to get a couple of people on board with that but not 50.

"You know Tina, the Devil takes your soul every time you orgasm? That is why your mother is still a pure woman today!" (I'm just guessing based on the image, I have to wait until I am done with work to be sure.)

I bet you looked beautiful and you deserve to be told that!! I hope he eventually stood up for you (see my cautionary tale on that somewhere down thread).

I don't get it either. I wore a satin floral dress to my sister's wedding. Pretty enough I suppose, but not to my taste AT ALL. You know what I did? I pasted a huge fucking smile on my face and told her how much I loved it and that I would totally wear it again. That's what you do for people you love! To this day she…

Sorry if this is a super personal question, but did you just have a small social circle, or is that the only amount of friends that could attend? I ask because as I get older, I stress out all the time about not having "enough" friends I could invite to a not-even-anywhere-close-to-happening-soon wedding! Especially…

Oh my god no that's not vain at all that's awful. My dad told my best friend she looked pretty on our way to winter formal in high school and never said anything to me and I'm still pissed hahaha. So...yeah.

"How do I look" and he said "fine, I guess". I almost cried.

I don't understand selfish bridesmaids. I was in my sister's wedding 3-ish years ago, and I would have worn a Hefty bag dress and Ziploc shoes if that's what she wanted. (We all actually wore lovely dresses and could select our own shoes (flats FTW!)) It's not about me, it's about her (and her fiancee). My job is to…

Oh yeah, he got an earful and also I cried about it for weeks after. I still bring it up occasionally when he's mad at me for something like "Oh yeah but at least I told you how handsome you looked at our wedding!" type of thing

I just feel worried. How many fuckups could one family produce?

I think Shubberies wins this round.

I feel cheated that it wasn't W.

No joke. I thought that's where this was going too.

Ooo, a triple threat! Are there any attractive, hispanic Clintons around? Because we need people to be president during the Bushes' off years...

Okay, raise your hand if you thought Dubya was going to get the blame when they saw the headline.

Can we talk about how creepy this photo is? Looks like it's a colored-in B&W (in the seventies? Why? They had color cameras then) with a dark storm cloud building behind Jeb. Creepily rosy cheeks and lips, oddly uniform skin color.

To me, FOD has fallen off on the funny lately but this, all the views.

Funny or Die is always great.