The Baseball HOF could at least stop including the likes of film director David Lynch (2nd from the top left).

don’t talk about my girlfriend like that.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Crap—I forgot to mention this one. * opens closet door, 20 GameCube controllers fall out *

Truly a crime, Dog.

Three alone for the tragedy of Bill Walton’s fragile knees taking the Trail Blazers away from NBA dominance.

Oregonoise! ... that doesn’t work as well as I want it to

I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck

This is probably going to come across the wrong way no matter how I many disclaimers I put on it but I can’t help asking- what exactly does an esports coach do?

You fail to mention that in Australia, the horses run clockwise around the track.

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not.

AS a Bears fan this is GREAT news. Stafford just FLACCOed the Lions and Rodgers is now gonna do the same thing to the Packers. Meanwhile, Mitch is locked up for 5 years.  

Sometimes in the evening I hit a little THC and sit in genuine, silent astonishment that Donald Trump is the current president of the United States.

Euron’s gift will be a dragon. (He has Dragonbinder.)

I’ve got some bad news for you....

Now imagine poor Angel Pagan, currently without a team

Not Cleveland.

The true baseball heroes like Ted Williams and Joe DiMaggio only have a WAR of 1, because the only WAR true baseball fans care about is World War II. Let me know when Mike Trout kills a Nazi.

Jesus! Is there anything that Donald Trump won’t leak?

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot