Matin Kratt: “What if we could mate with sharks in the wild?”

1) Does just being in the NFL age a person that much, or did Cardale have 13 redshirt seasons no one is talking about?

Of course Thomas doubts this story.

A lot of people say the crucifix was in, but I think he nailed it. And yet the double-A Binghamton Mets fans are screaming GIVE US BARABBAS (Antonio Barabbas, young Dominican shortstop prospect).

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Red should be immediately relabeled “Urine big trouble mister”. They pissed that opportunity away.

Reporter: Mr. Snyder, what’s your primary sports management philosophy or motivating factor? Is it championship rings? Legacy? Community improvement?

The Thrashers sold out their first game as well.

And he would have pitched more if it weren’t for that corny uniform.

That’s actually the second highest radar gun reading this offseason after Jung Ho Kang.

Quick! Everyone start reprogramming your eproms!

the story is as good as winning the money,”

Just how tight was this ski suit?

nah

Things that made me feel old today:
The realization that Mo Vaughn retired 13 fucking years ago.

Holy shit am I excited to watch Rick Ross talk about Mo Vaughn!