This and, “What flavor Faygo best compliments this bologna Lunchable?”

Hello? It’s called ‘stamina.’ STA-MI-NA. And he’s got a great one. Lots of it.

+1. Nailed it.

“That’s not how you handle lumber.”

I saw Dee Gordon’s home run Monday and became convinced there was a God. I saw Tebow’s home run today and began to rethink that position.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Pictured: Case Keenum pointing to which receiver he’s going to throw to.

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I’ve never been more excited to be wrong.

“Jussi Rastolainen thought he’d left diving behind after winning Finland’s only gold medal in the Melbourne games. But when a herd of moose gored the entire 2016 Olympic team to death, Jussi couldn’t abandon his country in its tragic time of need. This summer, Max von Sydow is...Finnishing The Dive.”

Yeah that would be a stretch.