I think that is what caused me to lose my eyeballs under the chair. Bitch actually went straight up to the Asian woman and sang in her face. All the while the bystander was wearing her best “Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh, the SHIT I have to deal WITH!!!!” face. I want Barbie to try this on Constance Wu!!!

I hate men.

Counterpoint for this person:

I swear to god after Bowie my heart can’t take these types of news stories without going into crisis mode

FUCK EVERYTHING

I’m just going to quote Angry Asian Man.

WHOA MAN YOU GOT ME THERE

If you don’t believe in karma, then this is wonderful advice. Speaking from personal experience (and only that), I would advise to break up if you cheat right away. For whatever reason, that comes back to you somefuckinhow no matter how well you covered your tracks. I am truly convinced of this. It just isn’t worth it…

Doing things you like and being immature are not the same thing. I don’t know where that came from. I know some really silly people like to associate playing video games and riding a motorcycle with being immature, but that’s not what immaturity is at all nor are any of those things violating social norms.

Hey dude. Fellow privilege haver here. As the kids say, let’s rap.

If you order takeout in terrible conditions, you are a garbage person. End of story.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

I’m pointing of that your chances of dying by gun homicide are minuscule and you’re calling me a troll??

White ethnic food aficionados are the worst. Complaining because you didn’t get served chopsticks at a Thai restaurant?!

Kind of like all the asshole transplants in San Francisco who ridicule and make fun of Chinese people and Chinese restaurants on yelp. The Chinese have more of a right to be in SF than some douchebag Midwesterner.