She looks quite pretty, but her smile and eyes both seem dead and vacant. Whenever I see smiling photos of her, I want to hug her and ask if she’s okay. “Blink once if you’re okay, twice if you’re in trouble.”

Highly accurate.

FYI, you mean bloc:

She’s not wrong. A multi-day cayenne pepper and lemon juice only ‘cleanse’ is to a person with disordered eating what a weekend long bender in Vegas would be for an alcoholic. It’s not healthy and the media should stop glorifying that type of thing.

Abtahi told the Morning News that he “truly hopes” the decision was not related to his race: “[B]ut the thought did cross my mind since I haven’t shaved in five days and my hair is a mess. I’ve been on a beach for five days.”

That’s very sad when someone has to scrounge a few dollars worth of cans to supplement their paltry wages. Shame on you, WalMart.

It’s almost like you too have the internet and ears.

I mean really. I wasn’t even aware of this ‘handicap’, or that men thinking this was a thing. I suppose the category of silly things men believe about women is endless, isn’t it?

My stove plays music! It makes sense because I’m always in the kitchen. It sounds like the ringtone of a classic Nokia phone but I'm a lady so what do I care?

The three security guards had a responsibility to call police at the very least since this happened on the bar’s property. They just stood around and gawked and refused to help the victims after the fact. Then another employee came outside and blamed the victims for being assaulted and then meddled when they were…

So what’s going on in the parallel universe today, is Burlington Coat Factory involved in art forgery? Waffle House experimenting with cloning?

If I’m paying 31 million buckaroos for my wedding, it must include Idris Elba interrupting the proceedings, declaring his everlasting love for me and marrying me on the spot while David Bowie sings “Life on Mars.” For starters.

If you’re a white dude, it probably looks all kinds of inclusive, even progressive because of Larry Wilmore.

What’s it like being “that guy”?

If it was a legitimate question I’m sure the candidate has ways of, you know, shutting the whole thing down.

People routinely say that women “feed off of drama” or love drama or try to create it. It’s a blame tactic and it’s condescending.

Sure. Searching yourself is scrappy. It’s a dress, it’s a teddy bear, whatever — it’s important to you, don’t give up til you find it.

I can’t believe she made the building manager come with her. To New Jersey. And got the sanitation supervisor to search with her. Sorry about your dress lady, but jeez.

say all you want, we all know this is the best ring:

I wuv you!