Yaaaaaaasssss, Honey!

There are vegetables in the UK?!

This is how I feel about Spinal Tap.

What an interesting read. I laughed out loud several times. I really appreciate your insight with regard to how fat people are supposed to not enjoy food. While I have never been fat, I have suffered an eating disorder (which involved starving, puking and exercising) and I can relate to the tremendous sense of…

Nope, the most disgusting Jezebel story was about tampons and bowel movements.

Die.

Time to lay off the kind bud and go make some black, brown, red and yellow friends. You are embarrassing yourself.

Not really, these guys are dangerous family destroyers and looters. Please see operation clambake or the underground bunker.

Homophobes, aka closet cases.

You are right to be afraid. Remember those packs of vicious chihuahuas terrorizing LA? Horrible.

6th Amendment - confrontation clause. It is not courts that allow this, it is the Constitution.

Why are you assuming the cheating twin has a better personality!? Pretty fucking sexist - the idea that if a man wants to fuck a woman she has won a fantastic prize. Two awful people fucked. If I had to guess, both of their personalities are lacking.

This movie was made before the internet, when happening upon a hip -cool thing that had political and social implications was special and was remembered for longer than a news cycle. It was cool to learn about New York and New Yorkers through this movie. This award is well deserved.

Am I the only one that doesn't know what driftwood-with-animal-print-silk-flower is? I feel foolish.

You know what to do. Racist against Asians is racist against you. You don't need this in. your life.

lose.

TER is absolutely perfect especially her hair.

You spent money at Walmart on black friday. Get it?

I'm sure your current boo appreciates this.

I used to say jesus fuck all the time. I live in Texas and I let this great state shame me out of the best superlative ever. You have renewed my stick-to-it-ive-ness. Thank you. :)