An-cient Chi-nese se-cret, huh? (showing my age, sigh)

Finally some good news, and from Pakistan! Hurray!

Iggy took care to point out how women's privacy must be respected and protected. Whether she has made a sex tape does not detract from the validity and weight of her comments. Yet she instinctively, preemptively protects herself.

Dog pork is beyond...all...compre...

I have had much success, but my list was a little bit shorter: please enjoy fucking and do not vote Republican. With ages comes wisdom - I figure one out of two ain't bad. ;-).

I'm guessing Steven has never tried to get a safe and legal abortion or taken the bus.

Juggalette?

All we want is life beyond Thunderdome.

Ridonk is in the eye of the donkey looker.

I would like to fund this kid's everything. Whether his 1st Amendment hero status is intentional or not, I really don't care.

I think he should be sentenced to the understaffed Chipotle in State College. Pa. for 30 days.

He was not acquitted.

In our business, thoughless mistakes that damage clients' interests have consequences to us professionally. I felt equally unforgiving with regard to the whole American Apparel - 4th of July debacle. I can forgive anyone for being human. Professionally speaking, I hold people to a different standard when they…

I am trying to relate "really sorry" to other professions to see if I can make sense of where your sympathy lies: doctor? lawyer? newsperson? drywall hanger? pet sitter? sex education educayor? pilot? taste-tester? I can't make sense of how this person being sorry has anything to fo with the price of spaghetti…

and it wasn't even over a guy!? Say it isn't so! Good god. Do these people's dials get stuck on sixth grade or what?

Please take some time to get more familiar with what you think you know and what you know.

terror is not blind love.

My neighbor was screaming at his girlfriend and saying the most vile things. I could not tell if he had hit her but I decided that I was not going to wait for confirmation. I called the police said that I was afraid for her safety. Later, my neighbor asked me why I called the police. I asked him if the next time…

Way cute. Thank you.

Mmmm, no. UFC fighter is not a protected class.