These kids are the symptoms of a larger, more indidious, shameful, hateful American problem.

This just in: Parents, your extra-special-kid is leading other extra-special-kids in violent, hateful, extra-special-psychopathic acts.

She was cunty mc cuntlin'. Bye. She will just have to slog through life with 3/4ths the entitlement. Less filling y'all!

Self Hatred -Now in More Shades!

Socks. For when licking your balls just doesn't cut it.

No need to go all the way to CA to get the Bohemian Grove experience anymore! Progress gentlemen! Progress

Witholding ketchup does not The French Laundry make. Forfucksakealready!

Hubris, it's a motherfucker.

This is an excellent example of why you do not do or say ANYTHING until your lawyer is present. She is not obliged to provide evidence against herself. Maybe she swallows rings every day - iron deficiency or something like that.

"It was not meant to be offensive." Is this an explanation? An excuse? I am so tired of every racist, sexist, homophobe, islamophobe (list goes on ad infinitem!) trying to weasle out of being a shitbag with this worthless word salad. If a company is going to disseminate this sexist, woman hating/shaming dreck that…

now Dad can wear Mom-jeans too!

I used to believe that shorts, like gum, should be illegal for everyone over the age of twelve. Having moved to Texas From NYC, I am even more convinced than ever that nothing good comes from shorts. I have witnessed packs of dudebros in knee length cargo shorts and it sure ain't pretty.

Cee-lo, I've got some roofies, a rolling pin and a jar of vaseline. I am convinced I can make you see the error of your ways/logic.

Cee-lo Green is a deviant rapist who cannot keep his glee at getting away with it to himself. Sick.

"Lifetime do better" has got to be the funniest. thing I have read today. Thank you.

Pinterest is a daycare center?

You misunderstood my point, but I do appreciate your insight.

Word choice! Promotion of civil rights did not unseat the gov, Republicans did. The fucking "Christians" did. What a shitty way to make note of this guy's integrity.

Stating fact is not the same as encouragement. Women tend to get dead when they commence to leave. There is much empirical data on this phenomenon. http://ajph.aphapublications.org/doi/abs/10.210…

I definitely prefer the wombat from my memories of Sydney's gift shops. This sewer monster looking thing is giving me hives. I cannot deal.