sexualmonopoly
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sexualmonopoly

took me a second, but comment of the century.

I agree a blowout would’ve been nice, but I kind of enjoyed them coming back and getting a glimmer of hope only for their souls to be crushed by a perfect throw/catch.

I don’t know why but the emphatic “2ND DOWN AND 9" after the mouth diarrhea made me laugh.

salt and pepper residue mustache having ass

“Unlike Christ, Tebow Unable To Resurrect Athletic Career” has made me spend the last 15 minutes wondering what sport would be the most likely that Jesus initially failed at but was able to eventually make work. I’ve got nothing. Please help me, funnier people.

Can’t tell from these angles but the rule is that his entire foot has to pass the rubber.

nobody fucking cares lol

thanks for the nightmares tonight

they may not be good, but they are all better hitters than bumgarner. it’s not a slight against bumgarner. i know he is a great hitting pitcher, but he is just that...a pitcher. pinch hitting him in the 5th inning in a (probably, just because it’s the Giants) must win game instead of anyone else was incredibly