The description of how a circumcised man’s orgasm is like dunking on a kid’s swimming pool basketball hoop was amaahzing.

No way. Venus looks AMAZING - like a kickass metal album cover.

Jupiter’s color scheme totally sucks though. Brown, orange and white - it’s the Cleveland Browns of the solar system.

I like Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix and It's Never Been Like That so much, but just really don't like Bankrupt! or this new album at all. What the hell happened to these guys?

The New Pornographers

FJM without a beard and wearing a suit is like if Aden Young, Vince Vaughn, and Jason Segel all got together and made a baby from their genes.

I really dig both Tennis and Real Estate, so I like your comment quite hard.

Jenn Wasner is so awesome.

God I was so bored watching this episode.

True story: disgraced former US Senator and Presidential/Vice Presidential candidate John Edwards was the lawyer for the little girl whose intestines were sucked out by the pool drain.She didn't actually gnaw through her own intestines though to free herself, in case you were curious.

Fleet Foxes
Broken Social Scene

I had no idea that Dennis Reynolds was a dialect coach.

They're actually pretty good in concert. Saw them outdoors, there were lasers, a good time was had by all.

That is obviously Fiest — Feist's busty evil twin.

This news makes me so hard.

This show has always been great, so why have the first 2 episodes of this season been so utterly shitty? Get it together, Schumer.

Underrated album, underrated movie.

Duuuuuude, this is very weird, but I was also about to make a post comparing this album to Lost Souls. I listened the fuck out of both those albums in 2000 writing a college thesis paper over the course of a semester. I will take issue a little bit in that Doves' follow-up, The Last Broadcast, is freaking amazing,…

There's a major urban-rural divide in NC right now, as state legislators in rural areas try desperately to protect their remaining power and "values" while the state shifts to a more urban demographic that opposes stuff like, oh, discrimination against LGBT. So you have progressive cities like Raleigh, Durham, Chapel…

I'm now 3 episodes behind after that horrible, horrible episode with the German Friend Who Wasn't There. Do I even bother to catch up? I don't really want to, but FOMO. Help me.