I have a new poster car for my bedroom wall. I’m 31 and married, but this is going on the wall.

Oh c’mon, we need at least one nostalgic photo of the longtail in here...

I’M WORRIED ABOUT THE LACK OF MANUAL AND THE REPLACEMENT COST OF THESE UNNECESSARY ELECTRONIC NANNIES.

...killing a baby crab,” the park posted August 4. “Maybe they aren’t so cute?

Ah look at the cute little baby octopus play with the cute little baby crab..... Oh.

So cute.....

So get a fucking minivan? 

schnitzelnaro!

+65 tons of Bavarian pride

A totally oversized, overweight, overpowered, poor-ground clearance, ridiculous gas-guzzler that will have one driver and zero cargo items in the back, say, about 90% percent of the time.

Does it smell like steak and seat thirty-five?

Greetings fellow human. I’m a Real People and I approve of how it titillates my photon receptors.

Extra long back doors just in case your privileged children tend to miss banging the door into less desirable vehicles 

Bored housewives have been running over suburban Starbucks curbs for the past 10 years in these barges, by the way.

Healthy kidneys would never grow to this size. These are cancerous tumors that have infected BMW.

Dat stache.

They did. I commented on that post on Facebook, it was absolutely, overwhelmingly negative. People HATE this new front end.

Yes, but what do Real PeopleTM think of it?

Also, if you ever get stranded in the desert, you can just drink your bumper until help arrives.

I have one. It’s called a takata airbag.