In other news, YouTubers have been found to eat their own poop

Pop a vein already, you fucking crook.

I was hoping that Ignatiy would embed the bit of the Lee screen test he described (I first saw it in a documentary from the ‘90s), but it’s easy enough to find. And yeah, that’s some scary-ass speed.

Honestly, who the hell said that “old Taylor can’t come to the phone” line would be a good idea?

In these desolate times, it’s good to know some things haven’t changed. Never leave us, Reposted.

Great point. This reminds me of the beginning of Roger Ebert’s review of Platoon quoting Truffaut:

You mean you’ve been able to mess with Texas this whole time, and Kinja was the last straw?

I warned you to prepare! I told you I was pissed about KINJA but NOOOOOOO you wouldn’t listen.

Speaking of white bread, it’s impossible to find bread on the shelves in any grocery store in Houston right now.

Who’s behind you posting this?

According to Wikipedia, three Popes died on November 10. Does this mean Taylor Swift is part of an Illuminati conspiracy?!?

Texas, someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets...oh.....that was sooner than I thought.

I listen to this while taking a shit

Yes, but the Republican Party was the liberal party back then...and through some strange set of circumstances...during the twentieth century...the Repubs and the Demos switched ideologies...probably due to issues involving race, class, and—of course—witchcraft.

Trump doesn’t need your permission! Trump will have ice cream first, then go back to ruining the country... but not because you told me to! Because Trump wants to!

Wario is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice!

Wario disagrees:

Here’s mine: “Taxes are like The Legend of Zelda, in the sense that they’re currently under the control of a large, angry, porcine monster known for threatening young women, who is also currently living in a large, white castle.

Next up, the CATO Institue will publish a thinkpiece titled “Is Wario a Libertarian?”

“Taxes are like some elf breaking into your house, busting all your pottery, and stealing all your rupees.”