@NorwoodIsMyHero: Nope, that's a myth: [consumerist.com]

Where's the fucking competition.

What, no "honorable mention" for Coop?

If they'd found extraterrestrial life... it's Tuesday, the press conference is on Thursday, it would have leaked on Twitter by now!

Idiots. You don't pay the fee, you never pay the fee. That's like signing up for one of those asshole recurring charges with access to your bank account! That never stops, even though you've cancelled your service.

I think we've got a sequel on our hands! Snakes AND ALLIGATORS on a Plane!

Now that's the fastest damned fifth-wheel I've ever seen!

@theimmc: <3 Puns

@Moose: ha, I've seen that before, but mine's plural. Also, I don't get out of my skins for anything less than a three-way. (j/k)

Treevenge! [www.youtube.com]

My name is @SexCpotatoes... I really don't want to know what I would be offered.

1. GM shouldn't be able to claim "since 1908" because that's Old GM.

How long is this deal good for?

@Bobly: but reverse it and choose the bottom side if, like I commented above, you're not letting it land on the ground or table, but catching it and slapping it to show on the back of your non-flipping hand.

Also, call it the opposite of what you have facing up pre-flip. If you use the method where catch it and slap it on the back of your other hand, this can possibly give you even more of an edge (don't think there are any studies, and the true odds are 50/50 probably, no matter what).

@Gordonium: yeah, obviously @thedoommarine has never had a zipper get stuck on him.

Your second paragraph really should end with "knife, guns, and explosives but only those hidden outside the body under clothing."

One million shares per day, for the 365 days it will take to actually sell them all. Is 2011 a leap year?

@Ray Wert: I quit FB months ago, and you and the rest of jalopnik are definitely not enough to entice me back to the festering whore-swamps of FaceBook.

Do you get a kickback for all the people you drive to facebook so they can steal and sell all your private information?