@CABEZAGRANDE: I was screwed out of my mention of the Tiburon as well. I was like, the FIFTH comment on this damned suggestion article and they give the credit to that poseur!

HEY, where's the damn slow to load page. I'm not playing your game of page click lottery.

@toxic: hey, vibrators are gizmos too.

The interposition of a word into a compound word is called Tmesis.

Tiburon. The only thing you're sharking is Jailbait as Highschool lets out.

@benjgvps: Dang, sorry to hear that dude! That 9 cell gives you, what, 7 hour battery life?

Hey, I got a Acer Aspire One (ZG5) for $50 off CL.

How do I get rid of Facebook spam now that I've nuked my FB account?

Just imagine, had he landed it... Women the world over would have been fighting over the honor of bearing his children.

Who knew the "double rainbow dude" made videos while not on acid!? Whooooah....Whooooah... What does it meeeean?

I'm too lazy to go read the rules... can I enter my '88 Country Squire in next year's event?

No smog where I live. It's like the wild west for emissions controls here where I live in Ohio. Of course it is Ohio, so move here at your own risk and keep plenty of speeding-ticket money handy.

@Demonicume: There are no towers within range, it's a small area where other positioned towers don't quite cover, or there is a cell phone jammer being run.

Cell Phones will replace credit cards when they are small enough to replace them in your wallet.

Was that a smug reference to the striking down of Proposition 8, a gays in the military reference, or both?

Happy Bday you old, rich bastard. Leave some Social Security for the rest of us!

@Aunt_Snowman: Low flow doesn't mean low heat does it?

Truly unbreakable or iPhone 4 unbreakable?

Aren't you supposed to leave the Watermelon out in the sun and then— oh NM this isn't Fleshbot.

@songs: Ah, sorry, I was just remembering a recent article, ELECTED judges have to be I think. At least in Ohio.