@atomicrabbit: of course he's joking, everybody knows Linux uses 7x less the electricity of Windows!

@drewthat: you must have hella trunk.

@Superfast: Okay, that's a corporate shill if I've ever seen one.

@Novaload Misses Murilee: hey, that's world-class boob-job and labia-pretty-ing-surgery money easy!

@JackMaz and his Goldmember: Bah, M*A*S*H is for them youngins, real old men watch Matlock and Perry Mason, gol' durnit.

This sort of reminds me of my webcomic I'm working on: [sexcpotatoes.com]

I had better shirts made:

American Maid gives him road head as the reward for saving the children. That's why cruise control was invented.

it would not be hard to setup a quick, disposable bookmark for the duration of said annoying ad campaign, provided it didn't violate the terms of the ad agreement. Or perhaps an enterprising reader could come up with a simple greasemonkey script for the exclusion of any posts with "Bloodbloobityblahblah" in it.

@SenorDunda: So wait, how is card stock unable to be creased or torn? And the foil-embossing, etc, way to use a tired old gimmick from the comic book industry. What's next? I'm more douchey than you, mah cahd haz ah hollah-grahm.

@redcrayon: Yes, I'm sure he'll get all the pre-schoolers to jump in his van, because his business card is like a pop-up book.

So you can burn it to the ground?

Look at the passenger front corner of the melty-car... There's a cat fully encased in that metal! The tail squiggles off to the left (when you look at the photo, and the cat was obviously napping on the edge of the car hanging over the edge when it met its demise.

That's it, you glorious bastards, I want some fucking 24 Hours of LeMons trading cards right fucking now! Hop to it. Every team, every car, special foil bordered destroyed car pictures from the people's curse, special collectors' people's choice cards, somebody catalog all the damned cars so we can collect them all!…

Jesus Christ! What is up with his neck? Does he have a goiter or something? It's like there's a face-hugger egg from Aliens stuck in there bobbing up and down!

@Novaload Misses Murilee: but, he blinds the enemies (temporarily?) that would shoot at him, just by looking at them!

I have a '94 Ford Taurus Wagon that routinely gets 33+ mpg on the freeway. Granted it has over 249,000 miles on it, is on its third engine, and is rusty, and has absolutely no resale value... but why would I trade it in on a car that gets LESS mpg, is going to be super expensive to maintain, and saddle me with even…

At first I thought that was a plume of toxic smoke, and it was going to turn out that Chrysler's HQ was a SuperFund Toxic Cleanup site...

@Deprong Mori: But where would I get my laughs?

@SirFenwick: Four words man, "spine and finger thieves"