I've already come up with the most kick-ass team name, well, excluding Red Meat and Poontang, it's: "Team Here for the Chicks"

will this car contain a heater?

Everyone seems to have missed this little nugget:

"If they get my system, they could start a war!"

@Smells_Homeless:

@CafeRacer1200:

I'm not playing, but it should be fairly simple to determine the true winner.

It's a CHAV-ALANCHE

There's gotta be an easier way to get that Ethanol out of the Gas.

Where's the option of going from 1 working computer, to buying a backup, to the first computer frying, then making the backup but now main computer into a homebrew mediacenter, to ordering a media center backup pc and transferring all the PVR/DVR bits into it. Then the neighbor is just throwing out one old computer…

Psst: the girl was probably a hooker.

His and her TP: "I like to wipe my ass with the MPAA, whereas the wife prefers the RIAA."

So... no es un Caballero?

teh is the new LOL

1. You guys forgot to mention a VERY special qualification on that "scissor doors" points scoring, NO AFTERMARKET SCISSORS!

@cgarison: bah, why wait a year? Where can we steal a couple now?

@my favorite car is a motorcycle: Nah, you just change your name and appearance. Keep it all locked up in the bank or a safe full of nerve gas.

Retox: I mentioned in the Dodge reveal thread with the picture gallery that the whole front end looks like a mustang from the side view. At least in the one picture.

30 seconds after exiting the car, security arrested Mr. Holyfield. He was lead away while shouting "That's profilin' motherf*%#&^!"