My brother's '79 F-250 has a few cracks in the windshield. Here in Ohio, as he handed me the keys, he said:

You forgot to mention that both trucks have "optional heated butt plugs."

Well, see, to start it, and keep it running, you have to pick up a new hooker at least every 35 meters, and have them blow like their life depended on it.

It wasn't the fact that "a constituent's young daughter saw them on the back of a pickup truck," it's that the girl got out of the car and out of habit proceeded to suck the rust off the bumper before the light turned green.

Ha, or make it a "car rental club" where the license plates and registration are all in a sane state, only instead of for exotic cars, it would be for Cars Of Character.

@mobilene: That is actually a fantastic idea. I wonder if I could make a business by selling plots of useless land cheaply in another state to help all you poor souls register cars there who have to deal with the smog crap. We don't have emissions testing in my county in Ohio, one county up does, but not us.

They are calculating in a set amount of international calling per month. So yeah, the website may give you results for what they think is the cheapest VOIP, but their results are useless if you do no international calling.

Comes with free package of banana flavored condoms! You know, for the ladies.

I hope they Renege on this.

I just *LOVE* the Jitterbug mounted in the center stack!

I nominate the 70s style haunch flare as the most overused design whore ever.

No shit, Sherlock. I mean, mini-van doors? Chopped top? without the glass roof the thing is literally a fucking bathtub, that's if the door seals hold.

whoops, "fog lights embedded in the *bumper*," not the grille.

@ZZMarcus:

Fisker Price?

@gamble:

Nah, see, it's gonna be a first ever urban poo-golf open. Points for distance, style, final personal cleanliness, and target accuracy.

Screw carrying boxes of bottles or cans of your 12 oz. beverages.

@MagnificentBastard: Well, that 'thing' probably gets all the duded up line dancers all hot and bothered in those markets.