Cowpie Burnouts?

Sweet F-A = Sweet FuckAll

@gamble: Dude, what you need to understand is that a truck is for WORK. It doesn't matter if the side gets dented, if the rust is so advanced you can see through the tailgate, or is so scratched up that it makes your 'distressed jeans' blush in shame.

Man, what I wouldn't give to be there with a couple full starter pistols and three loaded flare guns right now. Start things off right, we'd give them a real stampede.

Please make me commenter of the weekend Dr. Mike. For credentials see my comments on the Ford F-150 posts, here:

My GOD!!! Look at the tailgate shot of that FX4!!! It's got a fucking CHUBBY! Just like mine, short and fat, UCK!!!

I'm driving my brother's 1979 F-250 right now, as my car is down. How many of these editions are going to offer awesome 'row your own' transmissions?

Snap*Crackle*Pop

There's no way that front end is Euro-Pedestrian-Safety-Regulations compliant!

They have been playing the shit out of Robocop on one of the HDNet type channels, is that the reason for this clip?

Aaaaand your engine sounds like a full blown air compressor running in a car with no sound deadening. Have fun going deaf.

You go, ya ol' hoon you. Let's light a few tires in salutations this week for 'im.

No VIPPER OF VIPP, They are going to POLL the readers of the site, and by popular vote the truck will get the nastiest paintjob, ghettoest wheels, and tackiest accessories slapped on it, THEN they give you the rolling abortion.

Album name: "One Bed Salute"

@oneswellfoop: This is real car news. The car companies have already done their friday press releases, where they try to sneak by price increases in Nissans and such. Go read the Deathwatch series over at TTAC if you want good in depth car coverage and news to read on the weekend. Hoon coverage is just fuckin'…

Needs more wing! That way it can look like a Superbird.

Oh, and SMOKYBURNOUT: wow, 18"! really setting the bar a bit high there.

As far as these "screwing rules" go... does that mean everything in the driver's seat is fair game to bang?

C'mon, where's the 96 love? I know the 95 is awesome b/c it's all wagonny, but it's not quite as awesome as a 96 Deluxe.

Nah, they watched the "Trailer Park Boys Movie" one too many times. They think you can't go to jail for "theft under 1000"