Bah, those all pale in comparison to NERF WAR!

I saw an ad for one of the Suzuki Sedan Leases... at 0.7% or something, did some quick math, and with the $2995 down payment (which I'm assuming you don't get back) the $170 a month payments easily paid off the fucking purchase price of the car! (around $14000) And you don't own it at the end of the lease!

I'd just wait until some guy named "Earl" who once locked me in a truck came along and made the fish stop swimming, and talks to all my online friends and has a real funeral for me...

Ah, hell, any good lawyer could probably get him off in the U.S. The hotel is private property (I'm assuming), and even if a cop witnessed said hoonage, he might not be able to do anything, at least in this country that is.... I dunno about Australia.

I know that placing the wheels as wide as possible, and as close to all four corners as possible helps for stability and traction, etc. But, looking at that concept, as soon as some dumb-fuck causes a fender bender, the car is toast— Snap goes the axle!

Project Gutenberg anyone?

And get knicked by the coppers for having a dangerous concealed weapon, when they search your fucking car!

um, yeah, easy way to check my remote... press a button whilst looking at my IR receiver on my computer... has a little red light that illuminates while receiving a signal.

I've got a blue ford taurus of the same style/year etc... Maybe I should do the same when it eventually is pronounced unrepairable...

Yeah... Any instructions for constructing your very own VIOLET directional antenna (like the highest strength), because that's what [antennaweb.org] said I'd need for free OTA HD.

You all missed it! Or forgot to mention it, THE CAR BROUGHT A TEAR TO HIS EYE!

I HATE HATE HATE you Jalopnik! Crappy new format, and you can't play the video on the same page when it comes up, without it reloading the page and going to the complete post.

They should've at least Sawz-All-ed the front of the car off and made it into a BBQ grille!

@Hyman Decent: They do use stock photos sometimes around here...

Well, The Bandit never drove a Ferrari...

And will cost $80,000.

The heating and/or cooling bills would choke your mom though.

I wanna see a white car with white racing stripes...

"Bumper to Bumper, Butt to Butt, Get off my ASS you Crazy Nut!" seen on a truck at a pick your own strawberries patch.

275 lbs., Easy to steal. That or the owner will weigh as much as the bike, brilliant!