Frank Warholic gave an endorsement. For real?

Will you be sending someone with lotion to Randyll and Dickon?
They're very ashy.

I prefer to do analingus on strangers, but I'm not going to kink shame you about the talking version.

No, Toady Spice, go back under that fvcking rock you came from and take your shithead Orange Idiot with you. I cannot stand to look upon your visage any longer.

At Big Lots?

Detouring from Vangelis, I was 7 when I dragged my mom to see Amadeus in the theater.
My mother didn't understand my Tom Hulce obsession…neither did I.

*pearls, clutched*

Get this guy a rimshot!

http://www.huffingtonpost.c…

The driver may have been really sauced.

Only 80%? Seems like it was higher than that.

Was there damage? With damage there might come an apology.

Are you from Florida or a "May contain Florida-like substance" state?
I'm going to guess yes.

I have to live here in Arizona(which can suck during the summer months), but this wet-worker is from New Mexico.

what qualifies as horrifying.

I went through an emotional & mental breakdown three years ago. It was the culmination of years of not taking care of myself or wanting to do so. During, I exercised so fvcking much and got in great physical shape.
I was able to send my mind off for a little bit while I worked out. That's why I did so much of it.
It…

Did she let you know she was running late or did you just wait regardless?

Yes?

One might say they're "wildfyre".

Don't let it happen again. It's a mind crime.