You have not lived until you've experienced a frosted rug. Delicious!

I like Idris Elba but I was not drawn to DARK TOWER at all and I loved the books.

I am familiar with Godwin's Law, but has there been an Orange Idiot version stated?

I don't think Snuffleupagus was involved with production.

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"Silly daddy, you can't eat carpet."

All that quality Elfin blood is going to waste!

Is this the bro version of Jonah Hill's character from Superbad?

This film is on the cutting edge.

If we're to have our "Children of Men" dystopian future, it's as good a causality as any.

Alcoves.

I instantly had a flash of Eddie Valiant:

Speak for yourself. I'm very much a racist.

Finally to have flavor again!

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Good on McConaughey for being classy in an unexpected moment.

But you can't grab it!

Crow as played by Dame Diana Rigg.

At least you're UNCOOL from…the future-past!

As much as I wish for the same, he's 85 and they won't send him to jail. He faces up to 6 months, but won't see a single day, guaranteed.