If you go there your bowels will be on the OUTSIDE.

What Xanadu when cancer comes for you?

Took me a long time to learn to operate that rebar-stretcher.

I've always been a huge dork.

I'd give you a han(d) but I work Solo.

Michel Gondry, the director of "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" directed the Everlong video.
He's the one you should call to make Charlie Kaufman films.

"Still, we can’t help but feel a little bad for ol’ Spicey…"

Of course I read that in Dana Snyder's Master Shake voice. Thanks for the laugh. MF DOOM and Master Shake: GOLD!

"Hahaha, Bantha poodoo"*choke*

Glad she's free and all yada yada yada, but she only got 1.5 pepperoni on her first "freedom" slice?
7 years for doing the right thing should get you extra fucking pepperoni.

Finally! I can say it…

From internal bleeding?
Highly likely.

More people care that Kanye West said "George Bush doesn't care about black people" than those that care that it was true.

Please, take this complimentary upvote.

I don't condone the behavior at all and if factual, then sayonara Mr. Reid.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find her, maybe you can hire the A—…

No! I just can't believe it.
This man had such an influence on not only my childhood, but my adulthood. Such a marvelous and magnificent presence and voice.

Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.

*raises hand

Does anyone really care what Hitler did on his down time?