Scandal took over the mantle from Cougar Town for "Characters Always Drinking As Much Wine As Possible".

With the helpful hardware man?*

Florida Man, Florida Man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Florida Man

Deadpool(Master Shake voice): "I shall not walk so a child may live!"

I'm not a big fan of the movies, but your description should be on the poster.

You came just to be a troll for a film you may not see because the trailer had you asking(I surmise rhetorically at this point) if you're possibly broken inside because of an issue with the use of "spider sense"?

Super Mario 3 or GTFO.

My disgust is so visceral that I am feeling too ill to concentrate today.
Everyday seems to be a new low for these Republicunts.

You need better cocaine.

Will we still exist by that date?
Burnt Cheeto is a super asshole.

I hear he's into woodworking…of a non-sexual variety. I feel I had to mention that, it's been a strange day.

That is entirely too nuanced for a conservative to understand.

Would they have black actors playing black characters inhabited by white characters?

Last one there's a penis pump!

Yesterday, my 7 year old son apologized for annoying me. I felt and still feel bad that it came across so clearly to him. I made sure to tell him it wasn't his fault, but that it was my own.
I made sure to tell him that I loved him mostly because no one cares to ask me who's my 3rd favorite Transformer*. That's love.

I can be two things.
In this case, bi.

As a man who also likes cock, everyone should suck more cock.
Except Putin's cock, he's already got a guy for that.

Just write in his transgender character from Sons of Anarchy.
She'd fit right in and I would love to see Ian McShane and Goggins share screen time.

The majority of which are probably older white males who jerk it harder at the sound of her yelling "libtards!".
Internet bukkake.

When I worked as a firefighter, there would be the calls for service at any one of the area nursing homes. It never failed during a daytime call that once we entered the building, the couple dozen residents huddled in the lobby area near the tv would turn in our direction.