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That particular shade of Hitler Red(faced) when Jesse Owens won at the Berlin Olympics is hard to beat though.

Don't forget the Ice-House!
Their tagline should have been "Bowels, thou art loosed!"

I like The Rock, but he's a Republican. Not that this had a chance of happening anyway.

"I killed all the rainbows and the species"

The A.V. Club

In Español, no less!

I prefer red wine when I'm enabling others.

Dik is a monolith.

Filed under: Racists are dumb.

That's…that's going too far. How are your eyes still operable?

I laughed so much my office mates were worried about me.

101 cheeses but not one fucking pepperoni? For $2 a slice? No.

If only Kirk Cameron were young enough to be part of the Hellions.

Shit! Now their tiles spell U-W-E-B-O-L-L.

As a father of two small kids who will be clamoring to see this(please, help me!),
I hope* there is a scene in this dark and gritty Disney film equivalent to the Napoleon Dynamite cow shooting scene.

Oh, how long can trusty Cadet TJ Truffelberry hold out? How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence?

He looks closer to Rob Reiner during his All In The Family years.

Form of…an [flying feathery animal]!
Form of…a [water-based object]!

I'm all for another season of Young Justice, but WB/DC track record for fucking up does not inspire confidence.

Where's the beef tentacle!