Fitter Ant-ier

You see, uh,
cartoon characters have Muppet blood
pumpin' through their hearts.
If you don't believe me, you can look it up.

If we can count on Miranda including a reprise of "We Don't Need Another Hero" sung by the ghost of Quicksilver, I'm in!

I despise musicals, but I might watch this.

My dad tears turned into tears from cackling. Thank you!

I took part in the Phoenix AZ march. So proud to be a part of it although it was…a warm day. Worth it!

I'm not so sure about Truffle Oil, but Truffle Butter is nasty.

Are Burnt Cheeto and Melissa McCarthy Sean Spicer too obvious as choices?

Police…with a (outdated, but still welcome) sense of humor?

"Life's a bitch, and she's in heat."

This…is a million dollar terrible idea.

I'll be 40 in two months. I'm (happily) divorced and the father of two beautiful kids.
Dating can be awful…and sometimes kinda not awful. It's trial and error most times. So much fucking trial and error. Definitely emotionally exhausting.
Still worth it…I think…I feel…I hope.
(cue melodramatic music and fade to black)

Hold on to your butts!

Please have them send the new autistic muppet. Please!

With some naked Hutts wrestling in a bathhouse.

No Big Kahuna Burgers in Ohio?

This comment up-voted because I long to live in a world with more people like you.

Raspberry sauce?

Sometimes I fantasize that I sip my wine like an adult, but the truth is I just pour directly from the box err bottle. I drink from the bottle yeah, that's it.

"…sitting in the stands slowly*pathetically but hurriedly getting drunk."