I loved his infrequent visits to Grantland(also RIP) where he taught me about humblebrags. In his honor: fuck you Totes McGotes!

I grew up a movie junkie(still am). At seven years old I dragged my mother to let me see Amadeus in the theater. When I found a film that engulfed me in it's atmosphere(such a great description on your part), I was enamored.

Zoning out 1 time on tv is a terminating offence, but ongoing instances of sexual harassment isn't?

I recently attended a screening of BR at a local theater(they showed Director's Cut) and it really does still hold up. Underappreciated during its initial run, but worthy of the praise its received since.

There is no God…only Zuul.

Florida. Walmart.

Too many emotions, so little time.

Why did I watch that…sober?

The outrage fatigue hasn't come anywhere near setting in, but can the impeachment come soon please?!

I'm glad to not be a waste of your time. You're welcome.
Reading simple minds is rather easy.
If you can believe it, I did see Burnt Cheetos' victory coming. White people do turn up at the polls since it's so easy to vote when you're white and bigoted err privileged err unhindered by gerrymandering.

Oh my! An apathetic xenophobic, homophobic, presumably racist schmuck.
"I could show you, but your tiny brain wouldn't be able to comprehend my genius."

Ayn Rand is the author version of the Chupacabra. Ryan worships at her altar and exemplifies her idea of "fuck everybody else but me, me, me". Of course a capitalistic society would slobber on that knob.

The air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended),
But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up into the heart of the alley.
She knew what she wanted!
She was lookin' for that stud bull,
she was looking for that He-cat.
And that was me.

"…but, please, think of Idina Menzel’sAdele Dazeem's career."

50 Shades of…Tyrannosaurus

I'll take a fuck-ton of option 1 please.

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

Probably just another Florida-based tRump supporter.

Herthum? Damn near killed him!

Slightly?