This is a Lambo;

It’s a bit weird because she’d be easy to write out, but on the other hand, Venom was a $200 million domestic blockbuster, which is not something Williams has a lot of on her resume, so I bet she figures, OK, just clock in for a week’s worth of work on a Venom movie every couple years, collect the money, keep the…

I wanted a show where the moon says CHA

Agreed. He’s a huge part of the reason why IM3 is my favorite of that series. The comics Mandarin is a garbage character and always was. The IM3 fakeout is brilliant, and the way Shang-Chi creates a new character (instead of reverting to the old, terrible one from the comics) is good too. They can both be good!

My friend and his wife (a lawyer by profession, so she knew what she was doing) split up about five years ago. She made very similar allegations against him, right down to coaching the kids to say that he’d abused them, all of which were eventually proven to be totally untrue. He went through hell because of a…

There’s something deeply sad about the fact that he didn’t reach his own 100th birthday. 

Lovely, but incorrect.

When you get sick with covid who the fuck do you think you are spreading it to? You think you’re givin’ it to rich white karen? No you’re giving it to your parents, your kids, your neighbors basically you are putting your own people at risk.

Lots of nice people have a mean streak and a bad temper, though, and their blind spot to it can be enormous if they fundamentally consider themselves to be nice and decent. Not only do I know a lot of people like that in my own life, but - full disclosure - I personally suffer from that character defect as well.

Holy fucking shit leaving the scene of a deadly accident is a fucking FELONY in most states. Is it not a felony in SD? And guilty people claim to be innocent all the time, you know what happens? The case goes to FUCKING TRIAL and a jury decides. This is so laughably corrupt it’s pathetic. But no one in SD will care…

If they voted him out, they’d have to admit they were wrong in the first place. Their specific brand of moral cowardice is based on their absolute terror of discovering they are not right all the time. That someone else could be right, and they’d have to admit it, even a tacit admission, is the worst possible thing…

Missed article title opportunity: “He’s not here, he’s not there, he’s not any-fucking-where. Is Roy Kent CGI?”

I’m confused as to how anyone thought that voice was not Doctor Strange.  I thought it was obvious...like, not even a question.

I’m a little offended by your suggestion I wouldn’t be familiar with these rom com references, both because I am not a philistine and because I literally mention When Harry Met Sally in the same paragraph.

One can only hope.

No no - it’s definitely fair.

Yeah, I thought Peter Quill ending up mopping floors of a rural Missouri DQ was just about right.

Classism, racism, and fat-shaming, all in one post? My friend, you’ve hit MAGA BINGO!

“Meghan and I have a lot in common,” Sinema said. “We’re both from Arizona, we love cacti... I think we’re both tough as nails, and we’re both fiercely independent.”