When Democrats say “elitists” they mean rich people, when Republicans say “elitists” they mean smart people.

It’s so sad we consider it a punishment for this rich man to retire to his personal golf course as a punishment. Any punishment for Trump that doesn’t include prison and losing all his money is a win for him.

Oh man, I can still remember being on the edge of my seat in that ferry scene in The Dark Knight. Movies don’t get that tense or exciting anymore. He owned that moment in a movie already full of great actors. 

So what you’re saying is that string theory proves that molecules can’t melt steel Benghazi’s but will give you COVID in a pizza parlor?

...Zaphod’s attention however was elsewhere. His attention was riveted on the ship standing next to Hotblack Desiato’s limo. His mouths hung open.

The original Santa (St. Nicholas) was Turkish, ie. a man of color, Mr. Nosey Neighbor. He didn’t become white until Coca Cola co-opted his image for advertising in the 19th Century.

Oh mercy, I hope so. Followed by Trump angrily declaring that he’s being oppressed and censored and telling all his supporters to abandon Twitter and use whatever the fascist right’s replacement is, followed by 95% of his supporters actually doing so and causing Twitter’s traffic to drop 40%, followed by Twitter no…

As long as there are Americans, there will be insufferable Thanksgivings

Well, it looks like I’m going to be the one whose insufferable at Thanksgiving this year, Dad.

Just remember, 2020 could still get much worse if we let The Butcher of Mar-a-Lago win next week. 

Pointing out when the president says an obvious lie is exactly the job of a journalist. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Journalists are SUPPOSED to have an adversarial relationship with the government. It’s literally why you dummies have a fucking first amendment. You want stenographers? Hire fucking stenographers.

You should be embarrassed by your comment honestly. 

Anyone has the right to debate the president. That is whole point of the Declaration of Independence. Yes, I know that isn’t a law, but it’s a principle that is echoed in the Constitution and especially the Bill of Rights.

His campaign must be punking him these days out of desperation and knowing they’re going to lose - “Hey Don, you know what would help your poll numbers? If you storm off 60 minutes like a whiny little bitch and then brag about how great you were on it - think you can do that?”

In addition to what others have noted, I would like to think that this puts Cameron’s career in jeopardy.

Don’t worry, Danny, I’m sure your Republican “friends” will totally have your back. /s

I’m in the same boat - we finally got our ballots in the mail today, we’re filling them in and dropping them off tomorrow. Nothing in this debate could’ve possibly changed my opinion after the last four years of neverending bullshit with this absolute fucking clown. Anyone who’s undecided at this point is either…