Fellas, please pick a new theme for next week’s episode of ‘How Could 2020 Be More 2020?’

Who hurt you? 

That’s always been a song with a lot of meaning to me, especially since Chester Bennington’s suicide. Trump abusing it is absolutely appalling to me.

I was young one. I drank a lot once. I was stupid once.

LEMME SHOW YA SOMETHIN!

“Fuck it, someone has to do it.”- Black Women since forever. Thank you Maxine

And they were just. so. GOOD. Best characters of the film; not treated as delicate, not spirit guides or there for comedic relief. Nope! Just two absolute bad asses who happen to be really in love. While I am by no means an immortal kick ass warrior, Joe and Nicolo are the representation I’m looking for. I’m sick of…

Can this please serve as empirical proof that superhero movie fans will not, in fact, run screaming in terror if a movie has gay characters?

Oh — aaaaannnd he’s already getting ratio’d.

The word Icon has been thrown around so much lately it has lost meaning. In the case of John Lewis it may be an understatement. In an era of “fake woke”, Hotep’s that talk it but don’t ever come close to walking it and those that would rather switch than fight John Lewis towers above them all. I hope all of you that…

What that seems to demonstrate is the regulatory “burden” is zero - considering they appear to have put jack stands under the frame of the blue truck so it doesn’t even squat under the load.

The American Way of Life shouldn’t be safe.

Say, for example, there are a string of baffling bank robberies where money is disappearing from locked vaults through which no one has gained entry from the outside. Wouldn’t it be useful to know that there is a mutant living nearby who has the ability to teleport?

Ugh, thanks for the link, and the heartburn. Christ, 3 in AZ, NOT counting the Road. Even 2 stains on my current, never-part-of-the-confederacy-state, Washington.

“I’m not racist, but...”

fThis is a personal thing, but there is no sentence construction in the English language that bugs me more than “I love [this person], but...” It’s something people say if a) they’re about about to say something shitty, b) they’re hoping to cushion the blow, and c) they don’t realize how that statement makes their…

Dear Nobody,

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column where virtual reality sex workers put sex toys in your ass!

I trust her guidance in this because she definitely seems like someone who shops for her own groceries and has worked hard to determine which brand of beans makes the dishes she prepares as good as can be.

This is actually a violation of the...*sigh*, oh, right. We don’t follow laws and standards anymore. *bigger sigh* *loud cursing*