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What that seems to demonstrate is the regulatory “burden” is zero - considering they appear to have put jack stands under the frame of the blue truck so it doesn’t even squat under the load.

The American Way of Life shouldn’t be safe.

Say, for example, there are a string of baffling bank robberies where money is disappearing from locked vaults through which no one has gained entry from the outside. Wouldn’t it be useful to know that there is a mutant living nearby who has the ability to teleport?

I’m not going to elevate the greys, so here’s the response. I’ve read the science. It’s pretty universally accepted that masks help. Even the “study” that most people post as “proof” that masks don’t work says in it’s own conclusions that masks are a reasonable precaution because the masked group didn’t wear them so

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

Ugh, thanks for the link, and the heartburn. Christ, 3 in AZ, NOT counting the Road. Even 2 stains on my current, never-part-of-the-confederacy-state, Washington.

“I’m not racist, but...”

fThis is a personal thing, but there is no sentence construction in the English language that bugs me more than “I love [this person], but...” It’s something people say if a) they’re about about to say something shitty, b) they’re hoping to cushion the blow, and c) they don’t realize how that statement makes their

Dear Nobody,

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column where virtual reality sex workers put sex toys in your ass!

I trust her guidance in this because she definitely seems like someone who shops for her own groceries and has worked hard to determine which brand of beans makes the dishes she prepares as good as can be.

This is actually a violation of the...*sigh*, oh, right. We don’t follow laws and standards anymore. *bigger sigh* *loud cursing*

“he doesn’t remember it, he was a baby” now I’m imagining the internet chanting this like “his name is robert paulson”

I’ll save you the 5 minutes:

We’d still have COVID, and maybe even some level of outbreak. But the biggest difference is she would’ve started taking action back in November when the administration was first made aware of it.

I for one welcome our new Nunchaku-wielding Bear Overlords

This film not only has two gay male characters (one of whom is Muslim), not only has them in a loving relationship with each other (a relationship actually given screentime, too), but also neither one of them dies. In fact, they are both fucking immortal.

Not true. The “dumbest fucking people imaginable” are those that are still supporting this Administration while at the same time not being on the receiving end of all of the graft and corruption those at the top are raking in.

I get it. On the one hand, I look at him and think, “Brother, you are dressed like a goddamn admiral. Grow your mustache-less beard and speak with gravitas.”

intellectual flatulence