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Not even that. The best wrestler we’ve ever elected President, hands down, would be Abraham Lincoln. Literally, this was how people in Illinois entertained themselves in the 19th century, yet by the time he was in his 30's, nobody would wrestle the guy, because he was known to be both incredibly experienced and inhuman

You clearly don’t pay much attention to Dave Chappelle aside from what a few sources in your bubble spoon feed you.

Trigger Me Elmo

You know who has hands? The Devil. And he uses them to hold things.

I used to be a fan of the Beatles until they started singing songs about love and holding hands.  

Yep Exactly this. If educating children about racism makes you angry then you are obviously a racist.

I was a teenager in the early 90s, in the dark, less accepting times. Even if someone had a different looking dick, no one would point it out for fear of being called gay and teased for looking at other guys dicks.

Yeah, same. It’s just...ugh...

Is the minimal relevancy really worth it? Is the mainstream right-wing acceptance really worth this pandering shit? Truly, there’s being the contrarian then there’s this.....mess.

We have to be policed. We don’t have to be policed to death.

There’s a certain shitty irony in complaining about video games conditioning people toward violence in the middle of literally conditioning people toward violence.

I think the “white privilege as shield” was referring to the white protesters inserting themselves between black protestors and police, on the assumption the police will use less violence against them. Not sure what the “police bully” is referring to.

I’ve spent a few evenings watching a white journalist reporting from Portland, OR, saw him teargassed a few times but it never had me worried for his safety. Last night I saw Michael Harriot’s tweet that he’d been arrested, and I was more worried about a stranger than I’ve ever been. It was a relief to see

Did this motherfucker seriously #AllCrimesMatter the lynching bill?

Somebody get his neighbor on the phone and get him a plane ticket to DC.

Small fries compared to the time Trump had the feds steal a shipment of ventilators off a runway. They’re determined to make people suffer.

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FilmCriticHulk had a wonderful essay where he diagnosed the biggest problem with Hollywood screenplays today, as the fact that they assume empathy on the part of the audience. The assumption is that the screenwriters don’t need to give the audience a reason to care about the protagonist, because hey, if they didn’t

Kombatant: Frank Costanza, the ultimate 90s psychopath.

All animals are equal, but pigs are more equal.