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“Reminder that” blah blah blah.

You’re pretending like the two genders already exist on a level playing field. In a patriarchal society, that just isn’t true.

When I was younger I did time as a reporter in DC (thank god those days are past) and what I found most perspective-altering about the whole experience was realizing just how alien the idea of maintaining an adversarial relationship with power was to basically everyone I met. With rare exceptions, they all shared

As a man I approve this message. Boy do we suck.

Because men are trash.

Well, my father couldn’t lift me above his head as a child because of his torture wounds so I do think that hyperbole is important

Owner of one of the all-time best Wikipedia quotes:

I never could have even dreamed about being a remote possibility as a kid

Maybe she should stop siding with and supporting the Trump Administration then. Maybe she should be a leader and go on the offensive on this.

James Madison... no Elvis, that’s for sure.

what exactly does she think

The same logic is applied to doctors during their internship - “Yes, they have to work abusively long shifts, and yes, they’re exhausted and sleep-deprived on the job and this might easily result in poor patient outcomes (including death), and yes, it’s a hellacious ordeal but I went through it and so everyone else

“...under federal sentencing guidelines he’s expected to spend the rest of his life in prison.”

Here’s hoping Amofah is found alive and well—and gets the help he needs. It’s not looking good, and dragging that kind of body of water for one person is very much the epitome of needle-in-a-haystack work, but until his whereabouts are confirmed one way or another, all anyone can do is hope he set his stuff down and

 There have got to be more cost-effective ways for Stephen Miller to edge. 

Thanks for this, Mike. Like others have said, it’s great to see your name here again, but I wish it was under any other circumstance.

Terrible joke to steal from the internet, but here goes: