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From the fanciest black tie dinner party to the lowest gathering of hobos and drunks around a trash can fire, there is one thing that will alway remain true: people with guns ruin fucking everything.

THIS! They’re wringing their hands with this “oh, we expect our kids to be perfect little angels!” as if shooting out a stream of racial slurs is just such a common coming-of-age bit of rapscallion behavior that you would have to be an absolute saint not to have done it. Although to be fair, in their particular crowd,

Ruth Bader Ginsburg wrote the majority opinion and was joined by Justices Clarence Thomas, Sonia Sotomayor, Elena Kagan, and Neil Gorsuch.

irregular, not bad. We absolutely do NOT kinkshame in this house.

Yeah, legally, there’s no meat to this argument. And the reason there’s no meat to this argument is because of the last 30 years of conservative jurisprudence. Private entities have some pretty strong rights of association; they can include whom they want, and disassociate themselves from who they want, so long as you

I was trying to write something of length to describe why this is such a bad-faith argument from the GOP, and why this kid’s viewpoints are deeply troubled.

“I just had a meeting with somebody that’s a pollster and I’m winning everywhere, so I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Of course she’s a threat, she’s the best candidate running. This asshole can’t even drink correctly.

That first Supergirl-Flash crossover is still one of my favorite things ever. I love it like Kara loves it when Barry brings her surprise ice cream

OH MY GOD SHE CLAPPED! THINK OF THE OPPONENTS! ETHICS IN GOALSCORING! THEY’RE CELEBRATING! ACT LIKE YOU BEEN THERE BEFORE!!!

Before the disingenuous pearl-clutching trolls come out of the woodwork, I want to be clear that the creators, distributors and solicitors of child pornography are vile scum who should be forever isolated from society. I laugh because the subject of this piece is a vile scumbag in his own right and it pleases me when

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

As much as I hate to say it, this looks like a set up. We all know that Alex Jones only gets hard when the kids are dead.

Pictured: The suspect who put all the child porn on the InfoWars servers

Cue hundreds of police departments across the country simultaneously releasing statements saying, “This is not who we are...”

My spouse works for law enforcement. It’s a good group. No, really. When they get calls of “suspicious black men”, first they demand to know what the poor soul is doing that’s so suspicious (almost always nothing), then they bitch out the caller for wasting their time. They regularly train in deescalation and conflict

Audi. Bayer. Siemens. Thyssenkrupp. BMW. Deutsche Bank. You’d be hard pressed to find a German company founded before WW2 that DIDN’T have some relationship/ties to the Nazis.

At first I was like, and then I was like.

Star for both hilarity and deadpan delivery.

Hate to say it, but D&D made the right decision and maintained a holistic vision for the show’s ending. Excellent direction would have been jarring alongside piddle-poor writing.