One time an NPR host - maybe Meghna Chakrabarti? - misspoke it as “Tuck Chodd” and of course didn’t skip a beat and everyone was real serious and no one noticed.

“Chuck Todd”...LMFAO...why do they keep trying to make this a thing is beyond reason

Isn’t that YouTube in a nutshell?

And here’s what happens when you put a drag racer on a road course.

The drums on that track kick so much ass.

I liked the show, and it’s one of HBO’s better series, but let’s be honest; Wyatt really shot himself in the foot by spending the last season rushing to the finale where, of all people, Bran won. I mean, you don’t have to be the Three Eyed Raven to see how idiotic that is. And, furthermore...

If “loosely matches” is an acceptable criterion, then all white guys should be detained on suspicion of being the zodiac killer. 

Actually breaking Twitter would be the best possible use of Keanu’s considerable power and the final notch I’d need to cast my vote for canonization. 

Another one called me racist, which is fucking adorbz. :D

NOTES FROM A GRAYED DIPSHIT:

Let’s Remember Some Guise

Watching yesterday’s Dodger game, Orel Hershiser contributed his part in the whole ordeal, which would have been germane to this article. At least ESPN mentioned it in their article:

Cool, I hope it happens and Tom immediately drops him into a kimura and shatters his arm before he can even attempt to tap.

I am not actively advocating for the death of McConnell, but I will say that news of his death would bring me to a pleasure reserved for fine meals and great sex.

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

I guarantee Bumgarner has said “so much for the tolerant Left!” at least once in the past three years.

I was just thinking exactly the same thing. I check two stories and feel like I’m living in Stephen King’s “nope, that’s too messed up for any of my books” pile of rejected ideas. 

Between this and the story about the perverted deputy...I just can't...