Sorry, but Ten Monkeys Were Forced To Breathe Diesel Fumes In Strange German Automaker Lobbying Effort....sounds like the beginning of a joke.

“This is Jesus, Kent, and you’ve been a very naughty boy...”

I’m waiting for Wes Bentley to let us know Spacey was what sent him into a drug induced tailspin after American Beauty...

It was the airborne deer from this story...

And the Phillies should sign him ASAP...

Bettman has a gun barrel directly connected to his withered genitalia precisely for this purpose...

The sport’s best announcer is actually Gary Thorne. COME AT ME!

So wait, Wayne Simmonds becomes the first black player in NHL history to ever score a hat-trick on opening night and we’re sitting here talking about Connor McCrosby?

Can I call the White House a knee and take a dump in it?

Ahem, this was a blatant protest against 2pt conversions and all those who’ve attempted 2pt conversions in the past...

Jesus, that is heartbreaking.

PHS PA Announcer - “We demand you rise and pledge fealty to the United States of America and it’s military during the playing of the national anthem before this meaningless high school sporting event...”

+53

please PLEASE stop tempting fate...

Karma be like, “ Nah, things aren’t quite even for what you did to Native Americans and the whole slave thing...”

Nah, fuck Venice and go to Rome, spend 3 weeks and immerse yourself...then get married while you’re there :) it was the greatest time of my life

All these people have done is imbrue the reputation of a school Joe Clark spent so much effort trying to clean up. He would have moved expeditiously to remove these clowns.

Is it shaped like a fallopian tube that empties out into a uterus-shaped pool? If not, then GTFO :)

not the Olympics, the World Cup

no, as usual they will lose in the second round...get it right.