oh man. I moved eastward to a cold cold place after growing up in Phoenix (another type of hell) and I miss swimming sooooo much. People’s idea of swimming here is to stand in a creek with water up to your ankles.

Oh man I have a sad butt one. When I was like 19 I worked for PIRG as a summer job in Phoenix and we canvassed no matter what weather. So I was going around door to door and I was in the heat of sun loopiness (also have permanent sun damage on my face from that summer for being a huge asshole and NOT WEARING…