From my point of view your joke was obvious and not as offensive as these people are making it. Though this is the typical response for these jokes. It's hypocritical really. Guarantee you they've laughed at jokes far worse, but with humans instead of animals. People are suddenly moral saints when their pet of…

I do have to say, when you first posted I raised my eyebrow a little - bitchslapping a kitty for doing what cats do seems a little extreme. I also didn't get that you were joking at first (which i hope is truth and not just a response to the criticism). However, it is ALSO a little premature for "Die in a fire" type…

Your quite right about the eperience/coolness thing but I think the problem is the first four words in the story were "Tablets are typically expensive "

It's better to crack your finger, than to finger your....

Logic trap.

So you mean to tell me that after months of complaining that Windows 8 was the worst because there was no start menu and Microsoft backtracking to add it, people are now complaining they want it removed?

I am sorry but this guy just isn't funny to me. The Wolverine one was passable but it is just getting old already. The accent is weak and it just isn't funny anymore.

I'm starting to get the feeling Pete Holmes's whole act is just him dressing up as different characters but acting the same way for all of them, which is to be a generic retard douchebag. It was funny the first 2 or 3 times, now it's just droll.

More relevant advice; stop living beyond your means. Immediately. Pay off what you owe.

I just tried the IFFT "Creates an Evernote every time you save for later an article in Feedly" and it's just awesome! I won't have to buy the premium version of feedly now ;-)