And on Fox News:

It’s like their board of regents was captured by Jostens decades ago, and are forcing this super-special-club-ring tradition.

muy grave el recto

Did he make it?

This post is satire by humor writer Alexandra Petri

But safety from what?! What is threatening us so much? At least Bush had 9/11; what the fuck does Trump have?

K

Oh you know this will happen...

The options menu. I only know this because I am one of those bizarre freaks of nature that inverts the camera, so the options menu is the first place I go in basically every game I play.

i scrolled straight to the bottom looking for that. didn’t see it.

“nothing burger”

also the steve smith that put the puck in his own net for the oilers in the WCF to lose to the flames in 89...now an assistant for my hurricanes (and doing a fine job!)

Not to mention an NHL defenseman.

NP for a good car at a good price, +1 for the seller’s description. Sometimes that makes or breaks a car listing.

I know right? Failing blog Deadspin at it again

What is this article? This has nothing about the Cardinals losing a baseball game.

Just gonna leave this here.

Dear Kyrie

I find the exercise of double consciousness that must be required to say, “I want to protect my farming profits by exterminating a species of bee that makes agriculture possible” dizzying.

In addition to being massively stupid, Trump seems like the sort of guy who would literally forget that busboys and other service staff are actual people with eyes/ears/comprehension. He probably regarded most people there as furniture.