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Bought my Mack jersey last night during halftime (...)

Such a roller coaster of emotions last night. After that Mack TD I was among a group of grown men jump-hugging in a living room. The most football watching joy I’ve felt since Hester returned the opening kick of the Super Bowl. We exchanged texts with our Packer fan friends who said they were going to bed or outright

Bears fan -- I don’t know why you hate the Bears — they keep gift wrapping Green Bay wins. 

you can’t hurt me, i’m already dead

Packer fan here. I utterly despise the Bears and every single one of their fans.

Bought my Mack jersey last night during halftime as I excitedly talked to my wife about how I haven’t had this much fun watching a Bears game in a decade and that we are finally good again.

His name sounds like your accountant who seems too young to be trusted.

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A toe tappin’ country cover of Snoop Dogg’s Gin n’ Juice? Yes, please!

Hahaha I did love the fact I was having this particular conversation with somebody whose tag is SevereButthole.

Oh wow an Eagles fan! Tell us more about the teams you like!

Meanwhile, Jerry Jones remains infuriatingly healthy.

How much time is the university president spending on the sidelines of summer football practices anyway, that his not having witnessed something is even vaguely useful information?

Smith got the Bears to cede some ground on voidable guarantees

why wasn’t she looking at the flag while the anthem was playing? i was always taught to stare at the flag until the anthem was over, even if my eyes watered. never avert your gaze from that holy cloth because it holds supernatural powers that fill our hears with patriotism and love of country but hate of the people in

feed her to a bear

I absolutely agree 100%. I love that we’ve started to reach a point where people who deserve it are getting their comeuppance, even though it hurts to hear about some of them (Louis CK was a bummer, but John Kricfalusi was by far the most painful so far, Ren & Stimpy has always been my go-to when I need a

Best.Shit.Ever.

HNNNNGGG....

-You forgot TV show, but don’t worry, that one’s easy- it’s obviously The Wire. Also, wait... Mozart over Beethoven! Do you remember how dope Amadeus was? Mozart was a freaking genius! And Who isn’t even a real doctor. At least go Dr. House!