Hipster points awarded for either french press or pour-over method.  Extra points for a Bunsen-burner with a siphon filter.

I am high! And also correct about Peets being the shitwaste at the bottom of the coffee barrel. I’d rather drink 7/11 coffee out of an unwashed trucker’s mug.

People in Boston being collectively dead wrong about something?  HOOK IT TO MY VEINS

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this is the good and correct position

This is up there for “Worst take in the history of the Deadspin comment section”

a fair perspective 

I was waiting for you to come along! A hearty EAT SHIT to you, DeanMartinsRectalPolyps. Although I commend you for an anus-themed user name, you are worthless garbage and deserve to feel bad about yourself.

Regarding checking out at the grocery store:

I’d like to take a moment to tell you that I’ve always been a huge Beaker fan.  Criminally underrated Muppet

I’m a fucking butthole but not that big of a butthole

FFS, you don’t have to read my silly little internet comment and then take time to respond to it, but here we are.

Pope Thrower = Jon Snow

Chastity Gooch-Fant vs. Rev. Pix Butt was a gut-wrenching decision. I acquiesced to my inner 9 year-old and voted for the good Reverend, but I fear his time may be up.

Great question. I haven’t read the books, only slavishly re-watched the series like 4 times. I’ve never thought of that hole in the plot. I’d love to see an actual conversation that the Night King engages in, if he’s capable of speech. I think it’s kinda badass that he hasn’t spoken a single line, but I’m curious…

And there’s been more than enough comic relief in this season already.  

Doug filled up the corner.  I left it for Lord Varys, as he has experience in fecal removal

Nope, I wipe in a reclined position, all the way down on my back with the right knee lifted into my chest first, then my left leg.  Similar to a Supine Twist that you might find in a yoga class.  

There’s a decent amount of evidence that the Night King doesn’t have to kill people to turn them. When it came to Craster’s sacrificial sons, all he did was touch their cheek to flip them into fresh White Walkers.

I pooped in the crypt. My apologies to those who have stumbled upon my leavings.