Taylor Lewan is basically the schoolyard bully your whole town despised growing up, but he went on to achieve his wildest dreams of fortune and glory instead of going to prison for selling meth.

Took every word out of my mouth.

Like so many other devoted Deadspin readers, I’ve read every single word Drew has written over the last decade or so. He’s just about my favorite voice on any topic he chooses to cover. I’ve watched the entire internet be influenced by his style since the KSK days.

underrated kinja

Samer, I respectfully suggest that this story be filed under “Beeves”.

I appreciate the spicy-ness of this suicide suggestion! 

Yeah, there’s a few more things to do in LA on nice Sundays (all of them are nice) than watch football.  No one’s feelings are hurt.

Big 10 coaches first!

Never heard of Justin Britt before this, but he seems like a guy that you’d love to see get his ass kicked.

ESPECIALLY on the road. The Bears defense (which was pretty good last year before Mack arrived and lost to Brett fucking Hundley) is in serious danger of getting dicked by Peterman.

After the Bears got Brocked a couple weeks ago in Miami, I wouldn’t put it past them to get Peterman’ed in Buffalo.  Their pass rush has vanished since Mack sprained an ankle.  

I thought American Vandal S1 was clever and enjoyed it, but I’m not convinced that a S2 was even needed. So many shows try to re-capture what made a season 1 great and fail. Jessica Jones, for instance.

I would have bought the whole thing for Twisted Metal 2, but the first one isn’t worth much at all. Also, 3Xtreme was an very underrated and fun game.

Floyd Mayweather should frankly be here too.  I can’t imagine too many people binge-watch youtube highlights of his career.  

I’m two episodes in and I don’t think I’ll take it much further. The horror scenes seem to just punctuate the dreary family drama, and are immediately followed by no one believing the character who was just subject to the horror scene. I get so frustrated by that. And the family drama is a lot of work to follow given…

So, this article is about a lot of things! That’s fine - but can I just say one thing? And I’m not totally up to date on the Barstool-Deadspin beef that’s happening right now, because, well, I don’t really put any stock into website beefs.

I’ll go ahead and admit that I used to like Bill Simmons AND Greggggggg, so... don’t feel too bad.

It’s fair - I meant that “As a Steelers fan” I don’t want these stories to come out because I know Ben is such a sleaze that even Donald Trump looks good next to him, and I don’t want Trump to be elevated in any way.

I LOVE your screen name, but the joke sailed on you. It’s probably my fault though. It was clumsy.

As a Steelers fan, I wish these stories wouldn’t come out.