Flags are symbols, and they symbolize different things to different people.

Yes, I’m VERY serious here, sir. VERY. SERIOUS.

I found myself asking what $270M even is anymore. Like, is that a lot of money in the world of Big 10 athletic departments? It seems like a lot, but I don’t really know without any context provided here. So I looked one up - the University of Iowa (I went there so it seemed like the best place to look) spent about…

Apparently aging at a dramatically accelerated rate and enduring the most racist uproar of white assholes the country has seen since the late 60's isn’t enough public service for you, huh?

If parking across two spots in a parking lot is a taser-able offense, then there are a whole lot of Mercedes Benz owners out in Los Angeles that are long overdue for a thorough tasing.

Aw, thanks!

I am truly impressed by the skill with which she so swiftly picks up all of her own feces and hurls them at the poor son of a bitch who didn’t call in sick that day.

This is the most stars I’ve seen on any Gizmodo/Gawker/whatever comment in a long, long time. And each one is well deserved.

Counter-take: it’s not THAT sad.

Indeed. For me and Mrs. SevereButthole, the opening theme song has always been a bit of a lullabye. That show makes me feel like nothing’s wrong in the world, which is really nice these days.

Aw, RIP Kevin Meaney.

100% agreed on the “play all” bug

We gotta stick together these days, not too many of us left.

Most of the movies available in Redboxes are available to rent from iTunes which for my lazy ass works a lot better than going to the sketchy ass 7-11 down the street just to hopefully rent Daddy’s Home 2.

You sound a bit like the folks who claim to be annoyed at the people who claim to love vinyl because it is “experiential.”

I admire what you’re saying here, and not contradicting it.

“Immigrants.”

I fuckin love your screen name but I gotta admit this joke is over my head

I hope you left her filled with hot, sticky ropes of liberal seed.

“Deep balls hang on him”