Bravo sir

Gruden just needs to admit it: he couldn’t stand the thought of his punter having a much bigger cock than he does.

I play on XBox 1, btw - probably harder to cheat than on PC?

PLEASE TELL ME HOW I CAN CHEAT

PUBG: I’ve never been so addicted to a game that I suck so, so hard at.

So... it doesn’t appear that CNN really has a “Santorum Problem” then - Santorum is working for them exactly as designed!

Fantastic post man, thank you for the read. It’s one of my all-time favorite albums across all genres of music. Like most people, I didn’t have an appreciation for it until years after it came out.

tl;dr

“why is this comment still pinned at the top” is probably a question you share with all of us at this point

Did you happen to notice in that my response to the person who said I had violent fever dreams that I really didn’t say anything about them specifically? I just responded to their question about how am I different than a bullfighter - and then welcomed them to their differing opinion. Was I sarcastic? Sure. But I…

Johnny Manziel’s throws are reminiscent of Conor McGregor’s pre-Mayweather training videos.

Is this comment meant to hurt my feelings?

How am I different?

With all due respect to the author, who clearly wrote a spirited piece of journalism here:

I subscribe to this theory. If he had a porno dick, he’d have leaked photos himself during the campaign.

goddammit

I’m terrified that when the Trump sex tape and/or dick pics come out, that he’s actually... got a huge hanger on him. What if he’s got a baby arm?

Breaking: Area internet commenter does not think highly successful comedian is funny, comedian unaware

E-fucking-xactly. What did Strampel think the endgame was here? To devastatingly frame a completely innocent man for absolutely no reason at all? That’s a pretty abstract conspiracy to take place on such a grand level.

Apologies that I didn’t virtue-signal hard enough for the both of us